Thursday, March 15, 2007

Having Been Contaminated By A Jellied Knife, A Jar Of Crunchy Peanut Butter Expresses His Sorrow, Embarrassment, and Outrage Through Haiku

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Via butterknife, My innermost sanctum breached. Is nothing sacred? Grape Jelly, a friend- Has violated my space; Utter Betrayal. Pure nut l...
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Rarely Studied Areas Of The Human Brain

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Broca's Scenic Overlook The Hippocampus Coffee Shop The Lisa Lobe O'Toole's Paraventricular Sports Bar & Grill The Hamygdala...
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Final Thoughts Of A Decapitated Chicken

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What is this, what am I looking at here? Chicken legs, slightly bent toenail on the right foot. Saaaay... This chicken looks a lot like me-...
Monday, February 05, 2007

A Marine Worm Goes To A Frozen Yogurt Shop For The First Time

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Oh man, would you look at all that frozen yogurt? I must be the luckiest marine worm in the world right now. I can't wait to eat every...
Friday, January 19, 2007

A Nanobot Responds To Reader Inquries About The Future

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Few are more concerned with the future of things than those of us here at Microanalysis. In response to reader inquiries about what fruits ...
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Bethany Porter Attempts To Tell A Friend About Her New Boyfriend, The Top Secret Manhattan Project, Without Spilling Any Classified Information

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Well, I met MP while I was on a camping trip in New Mexico. I just love the southwest so much, and I needed some "me time" to reco...
Thursday, January 11, 2007

Creatures That Would Be Absolutely Terrifying If They Were Six Feet Tall

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Sea Monkeys Those weird centipede things that crawl up out of drains Earwigs Werewolves Monarch butterflies Humpback whales Lobsters Vampire...
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Selected Quotes From "Lord Of The Roads," A Road Trip Movie Starring Pip And Merry Which Takes Place The Summer Before "The Fellowship Of The Ring"

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Pip and Merry's wagon has been pulled over by a Hobbit Constable just outside of Sacksville. Hobbit Constable: Do you boys know how fast...
Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Things That Sound Like They Would Be Good For Athletes But Really Aren't

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Tennis Elbow Claw Foot Lordosis Runner's Knee Gilmore's Groin Winged Scapula Athlete's Foot
Monday, January 08, 2007

An Interview With Morton, The Houndstooth Check Chameleon

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This interview was conducted on behalf of the Disabled Chameleon Outreach Program. DCOP is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping ch...
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