Microanalysis

Oh man- look at that bowl of roasted nuts over there. What a great looking mix... The large, rounded shapes of the walnuts are in stark con...

The Feline Medical Leave Act Insofar as people prefer cute kitties, and cute kitties must be healthy kitties, I, Socks the cat, hereby propo...

"...So there I was, playing Tetris with a screen so full that I was almost done for, waiting for one of those long blue pieces so that ...

Behold! Look at what I, Erno Rubik, have created- A cube! A Rubik's cube! Tremble in fear, mere mortals, for your day of reckoning ha...

If teamed up with another narwhal, two tusks may be used to knit narwhal scarves from colored yarn. If at a kabob party with a skewer shorta...

Some days are better than others. Some days you're king of the world and folks can't line up fast enough to carry out your orders. O...

November 18th, 1986 Dear Diary- I did it! I'm so proud of myself. After a very arduous year of training at the prestigious ACME Detectiv...

Hey, other wildebeests- aren't you bored? I know I am. We've been grazing on this same stupid patch of grassland since November. I ...

I should have listened to my mother. When we were dating, she told me you were no good. I remember her exact words. She said, "That Jus...

Beautiful Chlorine- It is I, Sodium. Sodium, from the alkali metals. Chlorine, I do not mean to be forward, but I can keep my love for you a...