Friday, January 19, 2007

A Nanobot Responds To Reader Inquries About The Future

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Few are more concerned with the future of things than those of us here at Microanalysis. In response to reader inquiries about what fruits ...
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Bethany Porter Attempts To Tell A Friend About Her New Boyfriend, The Top Secret Manhattan Project, Without Spilling Any Classified Information

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Well, I met MP while I was on a camping trip in New Mexico. I just love the southwest so much, and I needed some "me time" to reco...
Thursday, January 11, 2007

Creatures That Would Be Absolutely Terrifying If They Were Six Feet Tall

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Sea Monkeys Those weird centipede things that crawl up out of drains Earwigs Werewolves Monarch butterflies Humpback whales Lobsters Vampire...
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Selected Quotes From "Lord Of The Roads," A Road Trip Movie Starring Pip And Merry Which Takes Place The Summer Before "The Fellowship Of The Ring"

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Pip and Merry's wagon has been pulled over by a Hobbit Constable just outside of Sacksville. Hobbit Constable: Do you boys know how fast...
Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Things That Sound Like They Would Be Good For Athletes But Really Aren't

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Tennis Elbow Claw Foot Lordosis Runner's Knee Gilmore's Groin Winged Scapula Athlete's Foot
Monday, January 08, 2007

An Interview With Morton, The Houndstooth Check Chameleon

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This interview was conducted on behalf of the Disabled Chameleon Outreach Program. DCOP is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping ch...
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A Nutcracker Waxes Passionate About His Profession

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Oh man- look at that bowl of roasted nuts over there. What a great looking mix... The large, rounded shapes of the walnuts are in stark con...
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Legislature Proposed By Socks The Cat During The Clinton Administration

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The Feline Medical Leave Act Insofar as people prefer cute kitties, and cute kitties must be healthy kitties, I, Socks the cat, hereby propo...
Monday, December 18, 2006

Snippets From Tales Of Victory And Triumph Nobody Cares To Hear

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"...So there I was, playing Tetris with a screen so full that I was almost done for, waiting for one of those long blue pieces so that ...
Sunday, December 17, 2006

Erno Rubik Challenges The World

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Behold! Look at what I, Erno Rubik, have created- A cube! A Rubik's cube! Tremble in fear, mere mortals, for your day of reckoning ha...
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