Microanalysis

"Sir, please check to make sure your pockets are all empty. The other people in this line have flights to catch." "Oh hey, R...

Fellow turkeys- Thanksgiving is a day of tradgedy and woe for all of us. There is not a single bird in this barn who has not shed a tear fo...

Taken from Nerdic History And Culture , by Isaac Wattleman; Harper Collins (2002). November 18th, 1976 After severe harassment from the athl...

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you've meted out for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving f...

Hey... IAU? International Astronomer's Union? Can you hear me? It's me... The Horsehead Nebula... Look I just wanted to ask... We...

AUGH! An Anteater Is Attacking My Colony! First off- calm down . Yes, anteaters are wily, and yes , they do eat ants, but there are ants t...

I want to help people. I have always wanted to help people. I have lived my entire life with the unwavering conviction that a man's ac...

Hey France... Look, I uh... I just heard what happened- you know, with the Germans sneaking past me through the Ardennes forest and the low ...

Look at her over there, on the bottom of the mating heap... She's gorgeous. I'll bet that not a single one of the two dozen jerks c...

Are you insane??? How is this in any way acceptable? I asked for a carrot nose, you butcher- a carrot nose . Have you ever seen a carrot be...