Having Been Contaminated By A Jellied Knife, A Jar Of Crunchy Peanut Butter Expresses His Sorrow, Embarrassment, and Outrage Through Haiku

Via butterknife,
My innermost sanctum breached.
Is nothing sacred?

Grape Jelly, a friend-
Has violated my space;
Utter Betrayal.

Pure nut lineage
Sullied by sundry jelly-
Alas! I am shamed.

Segregation fails!
How dare they violate my jar-
Many peanuts cry.

Stirr'd by dirty knives;
No respect for decency-
I will kill them all.

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• Broca's Scenic Overlook
• The Hippocampus Coffee Shop
• The Lisa Lobe
• O'Toole's Paraventricular Sports Bar & Grill
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• The Jamygdala
• The Clamygdala
• Wernicke's Rest Area
• The Neocortical Conference Room
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