Microanalysis

Goodbye, cruel herd! Soon I, Mortimer, the pathetic cow you have all mocked and scorned for so long, will leave this place forever. At noo...

Orville : Really, Wilbur, stop this silly bickering and get in the aeroplane. You're the older one here- it makes sense that you should...

Photo courtesy of Central Louisiana Paranormal Society (CLaPS)

Oh. How nice. A Fun-Doh extruder. Merry Christmas to me. As if Play-Doh wasn't cheap enough, mom and dad somehow managed to find a F...

After surviving bombardment by comic rays, Reed Richards was granted the ability to stretch and distort his body. Here are some practical u...

nce upon a time, in the ancient seas of the world, there lived a pod of humpback whales. The whales all lived in harmony, singing happy wha...

Declaration Of Eruption Despite my prior record of volcanic dormancy, the subduction of the convergent plate boundary upon which I am statio...

"Sir, please check to make sure your pockets are all empty. The other people in this line have flights to catch." "Oh hey, R...

Fellow turkeys- Thanksgiving is a day of tradgedy and woe for all of us. There is not a single bird in this barn who has not shed a tear fo...

Taken from Nerdic History And Culture , by Isaac Wattleman; Harper Collins (2002). November 18th, 1976 After severe harassment from the athl...