Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Animals That Would Be Far More Formidable If They Had Superpowers, And The Superpowers That Would Make Them So

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The Woodchuck, Marmota monax Current Powers: Burrowing Foraging Gnawing More Formidable Powers: Super speed Geomancery Ability to commune wi...
Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A Ghost Explains His Clever And Ironic Halloween Costume

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Everybody- could everybody pay attention for a second, please? I've been getting a lot of questions about my costume tonight, and I...

Money-Saving Tips From Manny, The Frugal Pterosaur

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Hi everybody! Manny the frugal pterosaur here- have you been looking for a way to make your dollars stretch a little further? Perhaps you ...

Reader Mail: Advice From A Parasitic Wasp

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Dear Parasitic Wasp- I'm obsessed with a runaway hair on the underside of my right forearm. I check for it every day to see if it's...
Monday, October 30, 2006

Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office

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Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past several weeks, I have noticed that...

Travel Guides For Bacteria: Agar Beach

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Welcome to beautiful Agar Beach! Ok, so you're not actually here yet, but don't you wish you were? Agar Beach is renowned throughou...
Sunday, October 29, 2006

Stereotypes Of Pigs Portrayed In Popular Culture That Pigs Wish To Overturn

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Pigs are obese by choice, not by nature Pigs are dirty Pigs can talk Pigs eat babies Pigs are poor drivers Pigs are constantly engaged in ba...

Philosophical Rantings Of NASA's Cassini Orbiter

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Ah yes... There she is... Saturn. Serene and beautiful and immense... I do not know if it is my proximity to her or my distance from Earth ...

Things Pumpkins Say To One Another When One Of Them Has Been Poorly Carved And The Other Doesn't Want To Be A Jerk About It

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"No no no- it shows off your stem in a good way. Really." "I'm sure it just looks that way because it's backlit. I...
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Embarassing Moments In The Brief Life Of A Fruit Fly

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From the found journals of D. melanogaster Dear Flyary- Today was soooooooooooo embarassing. I sat talking with Ronald (yes, the guy from ...