- Pigs are obese by choice, not by nature
- Pigs are dirty
- Pigs can talk
- Pigs eat babies
- Pigs are poor drivers
- Pigs are constantly engaged in backroom political machinations
- Pigs' favorite food is "slop"
- Pigs are incapable of compassion or empathy
- Pigs and spiders enjoy a symbiotic and harmonious relationship
- Pigs are knowledgable about bricklaying
- Pigs enjoy being made into bacon
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