After surviving bombardment by comic rays, Reed Richards was granted the ability to stretch and distort his body. Here are some practical uses for this amazing power:
- Changing lightbulbs in hard to reach places
- Sticking his head up to look for acquantainces in large crowds (and to be seen by said acquaintances)
- Extending his legs slightly, thus increasing his stride and walking speed
- Reaching into vending machines to procure snacks free of charge
- Expanding lung walls, to increase oxygen intake and thus athletic endurance
- Forming into a thin sheet and riding wind currents around town to help reduce CO2 emissions
- Slightly changing size to make clothes which don't quite fit fit well
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