Possible Uses For A Narwhal's Tusk

• If teamed up with another narwhal, two tusks may be used to knit narwhal scarves from colored yarn.
• If at a kabob party with a skewer shortage, the tusk may be used to spear delicious combinations of meat, peppers, and onions for narwhals to eat.
  
• If outfitted with a small paddle on the tip, the tusk may be used to flip pancakes at narwhal brunches without having to worry about being spattered by hot butter on the griddle.
• Narwhal tusks may not be used to pick up narwhal water balloons. That's just ridiculous.
• If a narwhal's frisbee is lodged in the branches of a tree, the tusk may be used to dislodge it.
• If trained as a geologist, a narwhal who can feel slight trembles in the earth's crust may use his tusk to etch out the intensity of these trembles on an ice floe, creating a rudimentary seismograph.
• If natural peanut butter has been purchased at a narwhal health food store, the tusk may be used to stir the oil back into the peanut butter so that it is easier to spread.
• If y=mx+(a narwhal's tusk), then a narwhal's tusk may be used to represent the y-intercept of a line in a Cartesian graphing system.