New Year's Resolutions Of A Robot

1. I will not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
   
2. I will obey the orders given to me by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first new year's resolution.
   
3. I will not consume cigarettes, alcohol, or controlled substances, or, through inaction, allow cigarettes, alcohol, or controlled substances to be introduced to my system, as long as this does not conflict with the first or second new year's resolutions.