Ant-Man, for those of you who don't know, is able to shrink to the size of an ant. The following are suggested practical uses for this extraordinary power:
- Building ships in bottles
- Extracting splinters (from other people)
- Hitching a ride to any desired destination in a piece of checked luggage on an aircraft
- Assisting E.O. Wilson and Bert Holldobler perform vital ant research
- Utilizing small gulleys and rivulets as awesome waterslides
- Specialized dental hygiene (poppyseed removal)
- Harvesting fresh honey from inside beehives
- Removing tiny shards of broken glass from areas where people walk barefoot
- Using toothpicks as javelins to spear olives
- Untying very tight and complex knots in shoelaces
- Mending wicker furniture
- Assisting elderly seamstresses to thread needles
- Exterminating ants in unarmed hand-to-mandible combat
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